My Socks by Jackson Bates

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Everyone uses socks and they’re cool. My socks are extra cool. I’m going to tell you why my socks are extra cool.

My socks are extra cool. Average socks are eight inches long, mine are fourteen inches long. My socks feel as soft as my dog. The color of my socks are white and white goes with everything. Short socks don’t cover my hairy legs and my long ones do.

My socks are pretty epic to be honest. There isn’t anything else to say about my socks, but I’ll do it anyways. Thanks for reading about my epic socks.

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